Chinese Man Attempts to Smuggle 51 Turtles in His Pants across the Canadian Border

2014/11/24

By: Brooke Driver

Now here’s one you don’t hear every day, folks. Recently, Kai Xu, a Chinese-born Canadian citizen and engineering student at the University of Waterloo, attempted—unsuccessfully, of course—to smuggle 51 turtles of various species across the Detroit-Windsor border into Canada…in his pants.

And while the incident sounds more like a Road Runner episode than an export enforcement case, turtle smuggling is apparently a more common problem than you’d think, with a high demand for turtles as food or pets and one species—which was represented in the unfortunate hostages in Xu’s sweatpants—worth as much as $800 a pop.

And apparently, this is not the first time Xu has attempted to smuggle these animals (although, for his sake, we hope this was the first time the turtles were strapped to his legs and groin—ouch!). This is one in a series of incidents involving the 26-year-old Xu, who was also recently arrested, along with accomplice Lihua Lin, for attempting to fly to Shanghai with over 200 turtles hidden in Lin’s suitcase.

And while the crime is rather funny, the potential consequences aren’t. Xu, charged with smuggling, illegal trading and exporting could serve up to ten years behind bars for his crimes.

The (assuredly traumatized) turtles in question have been seized and placed with Fish and Wildlife Service agents, where they will hopefully lead a peaceful and pants-free life from now on.

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